You're a parking inspector. No, it'd be great! You have to maintain your fitness to be able to ticket as many cars in a given time as you can. There's that “I'm not leaving my wingman” subplot where you're tempted to cross the street by a car parked up on the curb which would be worth megapoints but you have to stay with your partner. Then of course there are the fistfights with disgruntled car owners and when it rains you have to find a café and drink your coffee without staining your uniform.

Surefire winner. The kids would love it.

¶ 9:40 am