The Importance Of Being Harpo
Thursday, November 30, 2006
  The last day of November
The last gasping death throes of this miserable month, thank deity. November's not that bad, you say? Pffft: December is upon us. Hooray. Hooray for barbecues, hooray for Christmas drinks, hooray for getting about and being social, hooray for more cricket, hooray for bushfires, hooray for Sunday mayhem at the local shopping centre, hooray for friends flying in from other countries to see everybody, hooray for everything in the office that has to be done before the end of the year, hooray for seeing your family, hooray for December. Hooray.
 
Comments:
i'll raise you three fully fledged, well alive mint plants/shrubs/things dying on me within a month. seriously, how can i kill plant that doesnt need much attention at all and voraciously takes over any area you place it in? not once, but three times. whats wrong with me?
at least ive got our croquet wins to console myself with.
 
it's the mo of movember that gives me the shivers. what's with that?
 
Charlotte, take your revenge. Mint prefers death to living with you? Bah! Who wants mint. Die you thankless mint, die! Buy some more mint, take our croquet trophy and kill the mint with it! Bwaa hahaha!

TCB, In general I applaud the out-dated, masculine wonder of the moustache. Anybody brave enough to pull one out deserves praise and perhaps a wide perimeter. But movember was just creepy.
 
Croquet, shmoquet! Is that your bit of bristle, Harpo?
 
Well now Meva, first you sneeringly dismiss the manly sport of croquet and then suggest that the photo — easily the most revolting image I've shown on this page since John Davison — is of me.

That photo, I heartily assure you, is not of my moustache.
 
Sorry, Harpo! I was trying to be non-committal about the mo, just in case, because I didn't want to offend you.

That said, HUGE RELIEF that it's not yours.
 
Harpo,

I hate Movember. I really, really do.

Sorry you've had such a shite November.

I love the end of the year festivities, although my love of it this year tempered by the fact that I move house/city/job from Thursday through Monday and that is a bit intimidating.

GW
 
Well really, I am going to take personal offence at the croquet-bashing.
Movember is hilarious, all my engineer friends look like skinny little 70s porn actors. I cant fault it.
 
Firstly, a test match like that makes any month a winner. Hooray for December.

Meva, it's a huge relief to me that it's not mine as well. Cheers.

GW, a bit intimidating? That's a mammoth effort, Gigglewick. Good luck with that. Do keep us posted.

Rebecca, I hope your own December is better for you. Take care of yourself.

Charlotte, you're a freak. No moustache a month old is acceptable. That's Harpo's new rule.

Harpo's rules:
1) Don't kill people
2) Don't run for public transport
3) Use apostrophes correctly
4) Keep yourself tidy
5) Don't overtake on the inside lane
6) Pay debts
7) Don't accept moustaches a month old
 
Use apostrophe's correctly you say...

Did I just make you bash your head on the desk?

Bah. You're a facist! A smooth-facist!
 
um, have you been pissing off karma lately or something?
 
Charlotte: Smooth-facist! Haha I like it.

M: I really don't think so, I'm such a good boy, I don't cross against the lights, my socks match, I try to have the correct change, I tend not to invade Middle Eastern countries. I really don't think it's a karma issue… But then Meva, in another thread, suggested that my bad run is due to having masterminded the holocaust in a previous life or something and she may have a point.
 
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