There is, as I trust you all know, a standard technique
for taking exams. Read through the paper first, answer the
easy questions before the hard ones, go through it all
afterwards to confirm your answers and always pick C for
the multiple choice questions.
I had done all that last night for a test I had and I was still only about a third of the way through the available time so I took a blank page on my answer booklet and wrote out Coleridge's Kubla Kahn for my examiner's entertainment. Having finished that, still unwilling to leave the room—all my exam-taking friends were there working hard and there was nothing at home except pasta and The IT Crowd—I took another blank page and wrote out the lyrics to a Queen song.
My worry is that I might lose marks because I went for ‘We Are The Champions’. Wouldn't the examiner prefer something like ‘You're My Best Friend’? ‘Gimme The Prize’? Obviously I wasn't going to use ‘Another One Bites The Dust’.