The Importance Of Being Harpo
Monday, December 11, 2006
  Mum, your dog is lovely.
Family drinks yesterday at my aunt's place when the very welcome cold change came through. Roughly two-thirds of the people there were lawyers.

I discovered during the afternoon that there were more readers of this blog there than I actually knew about and, as a result, regular readers here may notice that I have edited all references to blow jobs and porn out of my archives.

And I've completely removed that story about the vacuum cleaner.

 
Comments:
yeah, lawyers are known to make the room temperature drop in any climate!
 
Damn! I loved that vacuum cleaner.

It made me feel so clean.
 
I don't know what I mean.

I am a blithering idiot.

And I don't know what blithering means.
 
Well, that's gold!

I was hoping to see some lawyer jokes and that was top-drawer! Thanks M.

Although I wasn't anticipating that you, Meva, would take my possibly line-crossing blue humour in such a direction but I'm so glad you did. And then you back-tracked so engagingly. Looking up the word ‘blithering’ I find that one synonym is the word ‘simpletonian’ — a word I don't think I've ever heard before but I now want to use it everywhere! Simpletonian. How good is that!
 
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