Monday, September 11, 2006
Mmmm. Waffles.
Something a little odd is happening to me right now. Just this
last half-an-hour I've developed quite a strong craving for waffles
with a generous drizzle of genuine maple syrup. I never eat that facile, overpoweringly
sweet, goopy mess but right now I suddenly find I want some.
Something a little odd is happening to me right now. Just this
last half-an-hour I've developed quite a strong craving for waffles
with a generous drizzle of genuine maple syrup. I never eat that facile, overpoweringly
sweet, goopy mess but right now I suddenly find I want some.
You probably don't really need to be reading about this. There are many things you could be doing rather than reading about what some guy wants to eat. Not even what he's actually eating, mind you, but merely the food he is thinking about.
Here is a list of some of the things you might be doing instead:
- Walking in the sunshine
- Cleaning your house
- Writing a novel
- Jägermeister
- Attempting a sudoku
- Planting rosemary seedlings
- Flirting with people
- Performing the productive endeavours for your employers and their shareholders to which you are contractually bound
- Having tea with your parents
- Driving to the beach
- Signing up for cryogenic suspension
- Ringing your friends and talking to them
- Sleeping
- Singing along with trashy radio
- Frolicking with a pet dog
- Learning another language
- Filling in your tax return
- Buying clothes
- Eating waffles with maple syrup
- Playing a musical instrument — the glockenspiel, perhaps
- IM
- Practising your putting
- Dreaming up lists of things to put in your own blog
But instead you read this. Thank you.
¶ 10:50 am
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Good on you, Rebecca. A life without thin cheese pancakes is a life half-lived.
What was the last time you heard a trashy song on the radio and sang along? Wanna Be Starting Something by Michael Jackson came on as I was driving home last night and I just couldn't help myself: “too high to get over, too low to get under…”
What was the last time you heard a trashy song on the radio and sang along? Wanna Be Starting Something by Michael Jackson came on as I was driving home last night and I just couldn't help myself: “too high to get over, too low to get under…”
No, thank you. Seriously. That list is gold.
As for trashy songs on the radio, if they ever play "Don't stop moving" by S Club 7 I will not only sing loudly but bust out the most seriously excellent chair dancing moves in the history of automotive travel.
The people next to me at the lights generally don't know what to think.
And my children no doubt find this slightly embarassing.
As for trashy songs on the radio, if they ever play "Don't stop moving" by S Club 7 I will not only sing loudly but bust out the most seriously excellent chair dancing moves in the history of automotive travel.
The people next to me at the lights generally don't know what to think.
And my children no doubt find this slightly embarassing.
Ha! Nice one!
Today it was 19-20-20 by The Grates on Pandora at work. I don't know if that counts as trashy: the song is certainly very stupid but heaps o' fun.
When oh when will chair dancing be an Olympic sport?
Today it was 19-20-20 by The Grates on Pandora at work. I don't know if that counts as trashy: the song is certainly very stupid but heaps o' fun.
When oh when will chair dancing be an Olympic sport?
"Performing the productive endeavours for your employers and their shareholders to which you are contractually bound" - pah! No-one does that anymore since Al Gore invented the interweb.
Some day someone will realise this, and the entire economy will collapse. Don't say you haven't been warned.
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Some day someone will realise this, and the entire economy will collapse. Don't say you haven't been warned.
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